I can’t even take the piss out of this because the Director of Clover group has already done it for me.
Mark Beirne,(disgraced) Director of Clover Group NI said “The vision across all our outlets has always been to provide unique, exciting, and new experiences for our customers here in Belfast and those that are visiting our great city.
“Both Brat and our creative new hotel project will add new vibrant, hip, and urban offerings that will appeal to a broad range of people who are looking for the best fun and craic (sic) that Belfast and the Cathedral Quarter have to offer.
“We are confident that these new venues will not only be dynamic new dimensions to the city’s nightlife but they will also be a significant draw for people outside these shores who are looking for unique cosmopolitan experiences, with a distinctly Belfast twist.”
The only things preventing this from being the perfect tourist pub are no mention of when Guitar Wanker Gig Listings and the absence of somewhere to park the party bikes.