It has everything you would expect from an ‘exclusive’ private members bar, a terrace and private hire.

The Owner Imran Khaliq told ChronicleLive “Atomic Blonde is all about creating a space for entrepreneurs and business leaders to unite and hangout, blurring the lines between a working space and social hangout.’

Think of it as a safe space for linkedin wankers’, with job titles like ‘Serial Entrepreneur’ ‘Synergy consultant’ or ‘Agile Evangelist’.

As a local small businessman – I sell tracksuit bottoms and Uggs out of a sports bag on Shields Road – Atomic Blonde, sounded like an opportunity to take a holistic big data approach to shifting Trackie bottoms so I attempted to register at the Atomic blonde website, but as you would expect from a melting pot of Newcastles best and brightest, the registration page takes you to an unconfigured hosting page.

So I can’t register..

Utterly devastated.