In the ongoing merry-go-round of the renaming of pubs being passed off as new bars, The Hudson, in Belfast’s porn District, changed its name to notorious Birmingham gang The Peaky Blinders, because calling it Uffers or The ‘Ra is a bit too close to home.

Thankfully it has changed its name back to The Hudson, so I’m sure there will be a fanfare for a new opening when all they have really done is replaced the toilet seat and started letting the local loon back in.