Browns – popular with ladies of a certain age – has recently closed for a refurb and rebrand as an ‘All Bar One’ .

Those familiar with Browns will know that it has only been open for about 7 years and it was a decent enough looking bar. I particularly like that people could eat dinner on a table right next to the blokes toilets as it gave me something  to wipe my piss soaked hands on.

All Bar One, promises to be exactly the same as every other pub in the unimaginative chain.

I can barely wait not to visit it.