Grolsch, which tastes like distilled human suffering fermented in a tramps Y fronts, will no longer be available in supermarkets because demand for the awful vomiting inducing swill has plummeted.
I bought some Grolsch 25 years ago, when the offies next to the Brown Cow in Carrick ran out of cheap Miller. I still have three bottles left.
I’ve been saving them for a ‘Downfall’ situation, if I waiver in making the ultimate sacrifice, I’ll take a swig of Grolsch followed by Cyanide, which should take the awful taste out of my mouth.
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Well you obviously have no sense of taste.. it’s a sad day that the glorious taste of Grolsch can no longer be tasted on these shores.
I think It’s still available on draft.