Grolsch, which tastes like distilled human suffering fermented in a tramps Y fronts, will no longer be available in supermarkets because demand for the awful vomiting inducing swill has plummeted.

I bought some Grolsch 25 years ago, when  the offies next to the Brown Cow in Carrick ran out of cheap Miller. I still have three bottles left.

I’ve been saving them for a ‘Downfall’ situation, if I waiver in making the ultimate sacrifice,  I’ll take a swig of Grolsch followed by Cyanide, which should take the awful taste out of my mouth.

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