‘Fun’ pub Flares was evacuated on Wednesday morning after an air conditioning unit caught fire. Flares – a stalwart of the ‘LADS’ nights out – where you can drink tepid lager in garish surroundings while trying to touch up a lass who is out celebrating her recent Jeremy Kyle TV appearance. Punters at the popular […]
New Heaton Micropub to be called ‘Satans Drug Orgy’
In an attempt to placate Heaton Road residents, the owner of the new micropub- Louie Cypher-has announced the establishment name and mission statement. Mr Cypher said ‘Obviously this Hellmouth of a pub ‘Satan’s Drug Orgy’ must reflect my mission statement of eternal torment, so we have already removed the toilet seats from the cubicles, installed […]
Contain Yourself ! STACK to Open in Seaburn.
A cargo container village is set to open, this time south of the water in Seaburn, Sunderland. The company behind the infinitely forgettable STACK on Pilgrim Street’ have applied to build a similar venture in Seaburn. The development will be mixed use of retail, food and drink. Despite my personal dislike of STACK, it has […]
Gotham Town – No More.
Usually the first stop for stag and hen parties as they got off the train ( and each other) for cheap trebles, sticky carpets and an odd musky smell , is no more. Gotham will soon benefit from a major refit and new name. ‘The Gunner’ promises to be a Craft Ale haven This will […]