To be honest, even if the red-faced cunt offered to fellate me while drinking a £1.29 pint, I still wouldn’t pop in.
Newcastle – Beach Bar Now Open At The Holy Hobo.
Marstons – Not Giving A Fuck About Customers and Staff
I for one want to clamber over the corpses of punters and staff to have a pint while listening to the lamentations of their loved ones.
Newcastle – House of Smith to be Renamed ‘Dead Crack Baby’
I used to speedball when I was a lollipop man, I stopped when I released I was jeopardising the kids, then I found out they were not kids but pigeons,