Old news admittedly, but Beer Bore perennial favourites have moved from the deepest darkest Wallsend to  Albion Row in Byker a mere 2-minute walk from the Free Trade.

I was lucky enough not to be invited to the launch night, instead, I had to go on the opening night and it was full of entitled braces-wearing cunts.

And that isn’t just me being a nasty twat, my mate, who makes the Dahlia Lama look like a 3 am twitchy bastard at the taxi rank, agreed that it was full of bellends.

But it was a nice pint