Like a bar rising from the ashes of a flaming pile of shit, we are proud to announce the launch of The Phoenix on Osbourne Road.

If you recall, Billabong was a totally forgettable bar that …um… served booze


Um…had chairs

Well worry no more, Phoenix will soon be replacing that other bar with a sitty down booze place, which promises to offer not only beer but also seats.

I can barely fucking wait.