Taking place during what Belfast calls ‘summer’ in May at the botanic gardens, which is good because Botanic is already full of pissed blokes with beards shouting at pigeons.

It was cancelled last year because of the overheads imposed by Belfast city council- wanting to sodomize you for wanting to hire the Ulster hall- they couldn’t even stretch to part-finance it because they are too busy pouring money into ‘Virtuous’ cross-community events when really beer knows no boundaries.

Though I hear the Huns only like West Coast IPAs and the William Hagues like East Coast IPAs.