Used to be a great pub then they did it out. They spent millions on it and it looked out of date four days later. They then started to refuse me entry because I was wearing a shirt and boots but let my under 21 mate in wearing training shoes.

So I complained a lot for a fortnight.

Until they stopped picking the phone up… If you drink in there I take it as a personal insult which will result in a blood feud between our families